HumpDay Calendar, for your Second Weekend in May, Friday the 11th through Sunday the 13th

by Sebastian Fortino
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Have you made your plans yet, for the weekend? If you're not outta' town, soaking up the sun on Saturday we've got plenty to do in the Rose City! Whether you see some incredible dance by BodyVox celebrating the music of female musicians, explore gender diversity with Alok Vaid-Menon, &  Shea Diamond, have yourself some CAKE, Dance or brunch at Scandals Pdx, hit up CC Slaughter’s for Pre-Pump, hang out in your undy's on Sund'y Fund'y at Local Lounge (Official), hang out where the bears are at Eagle Portland, or crush it at one of Crush Bar's has you covered! 



Rain & Roses

Thursday, May 10th through Saturday, May 12th & Thursday, May 17th through Saturday, May 19th
Hosted by BodyVox Dance and The North Warehouse
BodyVox pairs contemporary female music artists ranging from Fiona Apple to Yoko Ono, with dance and story to create a visually stunning production: Rain & Roses. This show features BodyVox’s signature brand of dance theater in a world premiere that is moving, inspiring, and deeply entertaining. Taking this show off-site to the expansive North Warehouse provides a raw, gritty, and beautiful backdrop which allows for creativity to fly. Choreographed by Artistic Directors Jamey Hampton and Ashley Roland, with additional choreography by company members Alicia Cutaia, Jeff George, and Daniel Kirk, this show explores the intricacies of life, from love and attraction to the ironic and irreverent. Rain & Roses will be accompanied by BodyVox’s House Band, featuring Michael Papillo, Galen Clark, and Jason Okamoto.

This groundbreaking show is not to miss: wit, whimsy, and Portland weird.


ALOK with Shea Diamond (Portland)

Friday, May 11th from 7 PM to 9 PM

Hosted by Alok Vaid-Menon, Shea Diamond, & First Congregational United Church of Christ, Portland 

"Femme in Public:" What feminine part of yourself did you have to destroy in order to survive in this world? At what point does femininity become synonymous with apology? Who hurt the people who hurt you? Alok is trying to figure it out. Be sure to see if there are tickets available! 

Join for an evening of comedy, poetry, and performance.

Dance at Scandals!

Saturday, May 12th from 10 PM to 2 AM

Hosted by Scandals Pdx

With less and less great places to hear the music you love to dance to, Scandals presents an evening with a rotation of PDX's most Request-Friendly / Multi-Talented DJ's. ABBA to Zedd, Disco to Today's Hits. Presented by DJ NoN. As always, Free Weekend Well Upgrade featuring Tito's Vodka, and no cover!

So stop on in for a fun night of dancing at Scandals!

Brunching with the Boys & Matty Mae’s Bloody Mary Bar

Saturday, May 12th & Sunday, May 13th from noon to 3PM

Hosted by Scandals Pdx

Brunch isn’t just for Sundays, Scandal’s gives you two days to enjoy your favorite brunch foods, while enjoying Matty Mae’s Bloody Mary Bar. Catch up with your friends, cure your hangover, be seen, and celebrate the weekend. 

Cheers, sweetie darling, you deserve it!

Nikki & Luke's Wild Karaoke Party: May Escape Edition!

Saturday, May 12th from 9 PM to 2 AM

Hosted by Nikki Lev The Glitter Beast and Local Lounge (Official)

Theme: Getting away from it all. Maybe you have a Memorial Day Weekend Trip coming up... Maybe you are running from the law... Maybe this town rips the bones from your back, it's a death trap, it's a suicide rap... Find the perfect song for your Escape. Ideas: Born to Run (Bruce Springsteen), Escapade (Janet Jackson), Escape - The Pina Colada Song (Rupert Holmes), Holiday (Madonna), Take the Money and Run (Steve Miller), Runaway (Del Shannon), Higher Ground (Stevie Wonder) anything by Journey... Or sing whatever the heck you want! Come spend the evening with the golden throated King and Queen of PDX Karaoke Luke Matter and Nikki Lev & bartender extraordinaire, Daryl Munden at Local Lounge (Official).

Join us for Nikki and Luke's Wild Karaoke Party: May Escape Edition, on Saturday May 12th!



4Play Underwear Party

Sunday, May 13th from 4 PM to 8 PM

Hosted by Sasha Scarlett and Local Lounge (Official)

Underwear Party at Local Lounge is the perfect place to get into your skivvies we have underwear coat check so get comfy! $2 Shots. $2 Well Drinks $2 Draft Beer. Hosted by Sasha Scarlett. $100 amateur modeling contest, cash and prizes! 21+ to enter. 

Make it Sund'y Fund'y in your undies! 



Friday, May 11th from 9 PM to 11 PM

Hosted by CC Slaughter’s

Pre-Pump is a Friday night drag show to kick off your weekend! Featuring Tajh Jordan "Flawless Shade" & Cody Wojahn "Miss Inanna.” Plus amazing drag and variety talent performing for you live on the the CC Slaughters Portland dance-floor every Friday! Drink specials are $3 well cocktails from 3pm-midnight!

Entry is 21+

When the party is warmed up and it's time to dance at 11 PM the CC's dance-floor opens up and our live DJ bumps the hottest top remixes until 2AM!


Testify - Drag Brunch

Sunday, May 13th, from 11 AM until 2 PM

Hosted by Slaughters Portland

If you missed out on the Easter show, redeem yourself! Celebrate Sunday Fun Day with the ladies of Testify! Join them in their new home, every Sunday at 11am for brunch and a show! Testify is hosted by Alexis Campbell Starr and featuring Miss Behavin and Sativa GodDAMN Jones. CC Slaughters Portland is preparing a delicious rotating buffet-style brunch menu for the Sunday show! Look forward to new specialty menu items each week as well as the brunch staples you love! It’s free entry, 21 to enter, with a $20 brunch buffet, and $1 mimosas!

Can I get an Amen? Read up on why Alexis Campbell Starr decided to move the venue!


The Superstar Divas MegaShow!

Sunday, May 13th starting at 8 PM

Hosted by Slaughters Portland and Bolivia Carmichaels

The most fun to have on a Sunday night in Portland, Oregon, is at CC Slaughters. It's The Superstar Divas MegaShow! This drag/variety show is a local favorite and features some of the best talent around! Every week the crowd roars with excitement, laughter, tears and joy as the performers give it their all to keep you entertained. Featuring creative performances by Bolivia Carmichaels, HoneyBea Hart & Isaiah Esquire, and also featuring weekly guest acts, local and touring. They have what just you're looking for to keep the weekend going just one more night! There's no cover, but 21+ to enter.

To keep Sunday your fun day, happy hour is from open until midnight with $3 well cocktails!



Beyond the Edge of Space - An Album Listening Party

Friday, May 11th from 5 PM to 7 PM

Hosted by Crush Bar and Quasar

An album listening party for the debut "OUTSIDER" from Quasar. Get a chance to meet the artist behind the music and concepts, and a chance to get the album before its official release date of June 15th, 2018. Here's your chance to check out the new album

Come and check out some new music, and enjoy Friday happy hour while you're at it!



Spring Fling Queer Dance

Friday, May 11th from 8 PM to 12 AM
Hosted by Crush Bar
Spring Fling at Crush Bar! Grab your partner, or meet a new friend. Happy times are around the bend. It's time to dance and mingle and sing. Hit up Crush for theirr great Spring Fling!

Check for tickets, because Crush is always a good time! 



Beefcake Walk

Saturday, May 12th from 4 PM to 7 PM 

Hosted by Oregon Bears, Inc. and Crush Bar
Mr. Oregon Cub Matt Woodruff and pastry chef/fashion designer Arthur Gottlieb invite you to an epic 80s Neon Beefcake Walk! Join the Oregon Bears and MC’s Mulan Rouge & Zora Phoenix at Crush Bar for a live auction of delicious cakes donated by bears, bears at heart and local bakeries. They're modeled by tasty cake walkers in aprons (and little else)! Pull out those acid washed jeans, headbands and leg warmers for this blast from the past 80s extravaganza! A portion of the charity cake auction proceeds will benefit the Friendly House’s SAGE Metro PDX, a non-profit who works to ensure the safety and well-being of LGBT elders in Portland Metro area.

Join Crush and Mr. Oregon Cub 2017 for the annual Beefcake Walk. Free entry! 




Saturday, May 12th from 9 PM to 11:30 PM
Hosted by Crush Bar and Burlescape
Burlescape features boylesque & burlesque wrapped in a taste of tease. Partnering with Diageo and Crown Royal to provide custom specialty burlesque cocktails and a chance to win prizes for presale ticketholders! The show features a wildly talented & diverse cast including Bettie VeloMiss ThrustmoreSophie Maltease
and Sandria Dore'. Produced and hosted by multi-award winning emcee Mister Phoenix! Superior staffing and stage management by Clementine Peel, Audio/Video and Ambience Master: Cherry Hell, and Door Dominatrix Maddie McFly. 

Make sure to check for tickets, Crush always attracts a happening crowd! 




Friday, May 11th from 9 PM to 2:30 AM
Hosted by CAKE and MannyPetty
Cake is absolutely engorged with love and gratitude for everyone who has supported them over these last couple years. Thank you from the bottom of their cake sheets. Featuring Reverend Dollars (Seattle), AUTOMATON (CAKE/SLAY), and Manny Petty (Switch/Peaches&Cream). Plus your fabulous hosts Sindel Macabre Asylum & Kelly Moe!


Who doesn't love a bit of Cake? 


Deep Den

Friday, May 11th from 9 PM to 2 AM

Hosted by Eagle Portland

Where do bears hang out? In dens, of course! Every 2nd Friday, featuring DJ Papa Bear with a $3 entry fee. 

Deep Den: where the bears are...


Saturday, May 12th from 9 PM until 2 AM

Hosted by Eagle Portland

Every 2nd Saturday the Eagle hosts a social media meet-greet-cruise monthly event. Been wanting to get to know that hot guy on Scruff, or any other social media site? Now's your chance!

Soar to the Eagle, & pick your trick!

Free Sunday FALL BBQ

Sunday, May 13th from 4 PM to 7 PM

Hosted by Eagle Portland

Every Sunday afternoon, featuring delicious hot cheesy bacon burgers with all the fixings, hot dogs, potato salad, etc. Happy Hour drink prices and beer specials also.


Was your weekend not fun? Make up for it with Sunday Funday at the Eagle!


Old Skool Sundays!

Sunday, May 13th from 7 PM until 2 AM

Hosted by Eagle Portland

Every Sunday from 7pm until late. Featuring the Best in Old Skool Jams with your host bartender PAXTON

Make the most of Sunday Funday, come to the Eagle, get funky!