HumpDay Calendar, April 13th through 15th

Get your weekend started, even if it's only Wednesday!

by Sebastian Fortino
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Happy HumpDay! It's Wednesday, perfect time to get ready for your weekend if you haven't yet made plans! Whether you soar over to the Eagle for one of their monthly events, get butch at the Butch Brunch Clothing Swap at Crush, get your weekend pumped at CC Slaughter's, or join the ladies of Her App for a Spring Party at Jones, Portland has you covered!

Holy Cow! A Religious Variety Show for Planned Parenthood (C/W)

Friday, April 13th, from 9 PM until 12 AM

Hosted by Crush Bar & DJ Aurora

Hosted by the 1% angel, 99% Devil: Valerie DeVille! Tunes/co-hosted by DJ Aurora! Divine Performances for a great cause!

Performances by: Loxie Arcane, Wolfgang X, Prince Peanutbutter, Ophelia Bouche, Kat Van Dayum, Laila Lakshmi, Jasmine Rain, Marla Darling, Lady Bitz, Miss Aurora, and more TBA with artwork by Wolfgang James Sebastian.

Hallelujah! Don't miss it!

Butch Brunch & Clothing Swap - PDX

Saturday, April 14th from 11:30 AM to 2:30 PM

Hosted by Crush Bar and Butch Voices

Let's enjoy some brunch & beverages while we connect and network at Crush Bar. Then let's exchange those fashionable butch and masculine of center clothing items for fresh looks and added layers for your wardrobe. Meet up in the back room of Crush. Invite your butch and masculine of center friends, share this with your networks. Brunch is served from 11:30 AM to 1:00 PM. Clothing will be swapped from 1:00 PM to 2:30 PM. Bring your gently used and clean clothing items for a butch and masculine of center clothing swap. Please limit your items that you bring to one large bag. All items not taken at the end of the swap will be donated to Transition Projects. Crush will be providing a full-featured, classic brunch buffet with all your breakfast favorites: scrambled eggs, bacon, ham, sausage patties, Crush's famous homefries, and biscuits and gravy! We have vegan breakfast options as well, please let us know when purchasing your ticket in advance. Reserve your brunch tickets here!

Calling all butches and masculine of center folks! Join us for Butch Brunch & Clothing Swap!


Queer Polyamorous Portlanders Meetup

Saturday, April 14th from 3 PM to 5 PM

Hosted by Crush Bar and Joe LeBlanc

Join us to connect, meet other queer polyamorous folks, and enjoy some food and beverages at Crush Bar. This will be a recurring meetup for interested parties looking to have social spaces, peer support, and meet other queer polyamorous Portlanders. We will meet on the second Saturday in even numbered months, with our more intimate discussion group meeting in the odd numbered months. Queer Polyamorous Portlanders is a group of folks looking to connect, share resources, and have events together. Group members are ages 18+, with some events happening in spaces that are 21+. Order on your own from the bar, and meet up in the back room of Crush where we have space reserved from 3pm to 5pm. Invite your friends, share this with your networks.

Are you queer and polyamorous, or practicing some version of relationship anarchy or ethical non monogamy? Join us to connect, meet other queer polyamorous folks!


Nevertheless, They Resisted

Saturday, April 14th from 8:30 PM to 11:30 PM

Hosted by Crush Bar & Tart Cherry Burlesque Productions

Ivana Mandalay (Tart Cherry Burlesque Productions) and Chris Stewart (Apex Horizon) are teaming up to present "Nevertheless, They Resisted," A Burlesque Revue featuring acts of resistance and rebellion against the current political administration. Pre-sale tickets here!  Headliner Onyx Asili with performers Sophie Maltease, Honeydew La Roux, Mona DePlume, Kit Katastrophic, Lola Coquette, Ivana Mandalay with your host, Chris Stewart.

General Admission $18 door or $15 pre-purchase tickets, VIP stage side table $25 or $22 pre-purchase tickets, with communal high-top tables at the back of the room $22 or $20 pre-purchase tickets.

Fight the patriarchy!


End of the World Cabaret

Sunday, April 15th from 7:30 PM until 9 PM

Hosted by Crush Bar & Dark Matter

Sunday April 15th is your last day on earth and we're all going to die! At least according to Dark Matter Cult and our Intergalactic cabaret. Join The Cult and Few as she guides our performers through the adventure that is their last night alive. You will laugh, you will cry, you will make tin foil hats to protect your soul so your spirit can live on eternally on another planet...because your soul is in your brain and stuff.

As a true cabaret, we will delight your senses with our current Cult. Featuring, Rummy Rose-Burlesque, Orchi Dea -- Contortionist, The Historical Conjurer -- Magician, Wanda Bones -- Burlesque, Anna Yacht -- Drag, Few -- Host, Feldspar -- Spiritual Adviser, and DJ Johnny Demonic. VIP tables $25 each seat. Guarantees table, first sold will be up front. VIP tickets purchased together will seat together. Tickets available for $15 in advance and $20 day of event. Please, no photography and 21+ to enter.

Come celebrate the end of the world!


HER Portland Spring Party

Friday, April 13th from 8 PM until 2:30 AM

Hosted by HER App & Jones

This one is for the vibrant lesbians. The midnight dancers. The floral femmes. The blooming bisexuals. The playful pansexuals. The colorful asexuals. The polyamorous and heteroflexibles. And all you beautiful queer folk in between. Come as you are. Who is the HER App? It’s the world’s largest dating/social networking app with over 3 million users live in over 55 countries. HER is also the largest international events company for LGBTQ+ women and queer people.

HER is back to celebrate the spring season at Jones Bar. Dress in your finest spring attire, this party is going to be lit.



Friday, April 13th from 9 PM to 11 PM

Hosted by CC Slaughter’s

Pre-Pump is a Friday night drag show to kick off your weekend! Featuring Tajh Jordan "Flawless Shade" & Cody Wojahn "Miss Inanna.” Plus amazing drag and variety talent performing for you live on the the CC Slaughters Portland dance-floor every Friday! Drink specials are $3 well cocktails from 3pm-midnight!

Entry is 21+

When the party is warmed up and it's time to dance at 11 PM the CC's dance-floor opens up and our live DJ bumps the hottest top remixes until 2AM!


Testify - Drag Brunch

Sunday, April 15th, from 11 AM until 2 PM

Hosted by Slaughters Portland

If you missed out on the Easter show, redeem yourself! Celebrate Sunday Fun Day with the ladies of Testify! Join them in their new home, every Sunday at 11am for brunch and a show! Testify is hosted by Alexis Campbell Starr and featuring Miss Behavin and Sativa GodDAMN Jones. CC Slaughters Portland is preparing a delicious rotating buffet-style brunch menu for the Sunday show! Look forward to new specialty menu items each week as well as the brunch staples you love! It’s free entry, 21 to enter, with a $20 brunch buffet, and $1 mimosas!

Can I get an Amen? Read up on why Alexis Campbell Starr decided to move the venue!


The Superstar Divas MegaShow!

Sunday, April 15th starting at 8 PM

Hosted by Slaughters Portland and Bolivia Carmichaels

The most fun to have on a Sunday night in Portland, Oregon, is at CC Slaughters. It's The Superstar Divas MegaShow! This drag/variety show is a local favorite and features some of the best talent around! Every week the crowd roars with excitement, laughter, tears and joy as the performers give it their all to keep you entertained. Featuring creative performances by Bolivia Carmichaels, HoneyBea Hart & Isaiah Esquire, and also featuring weekly guest acts, local and touring. They have what just you're looking for to keep the weekend going just one more night! There's no cover, but 21+ to enter.

To keep Sunday your fun day, happy hour is from open until midnight with $3 well cocktails!


Daddy Please

Friday, April 13th from 9 PM to 2 AM

Hosted by Eagle Portland

It’s Friday the 13th at the Eagle! Take your chances. Come and find your daddy. Come and be somebody’s Daddy! Music, by DJ Angel Cock with a $3 entry fee.

Daddy, please...make our dreams come true!


Saturday, April 14th from 9 PM until 2 AM

Hosted by Eagle Portland

Every 2nd Saturday the Eagle hosts a social media meet-greet-cruise monthly event. Been wanting to get to know that hot guy on Scruff, or any other social media site? Now's your chance!

Soar to the Eagle, & pick your trick!

Free Sunday FALL BBQ

Sunday, April 15th from 4 PM to 7 PM

Hosted by Eagle Portland

Every Sunday afternoon, featuring delicious hot cheesy bacon burgers with all the fixings, hot dogs, potato salad, etc. Happy Hour drink prices and beer specials also.


Was your weekend not fun? Make up for it with Sunday Funday at the Eagle!


Old Skool Sundays!

Sunday, April 15th from 7 PM until 2 AM

Hosted by Eagle Portland

Every Sunday from 7pm until late. Featuring the Best in Old Skool Jams with your host bartender PAXTON

Make the most of Sunday Funday, come to the Eagle, get funky!


The 42nd Annual Rosebud & Thorn Pageant

Saturday, April 14th from 7:30 until 10:30 PM

Hosted by Dr. Chance de Valmont

The Rosebud and Thorn Pageant is the world’s oldest and most prestigious underage age drag celebration in the world! Join us as we celebrate the 41st reign of Rosebud and Thorn with T.M.I.M. Rosebud XLI Coertney Verloren Aria & Thorn XLI Hayden Fudge. There is a $10 donation. This is an all ages event.

All friends and allies of the LGBT community in Portland are welcome.


Circuit Breaker -- A night of dark & sexy dancing

Saturday, April 14th from 9 PM until 2 AM

Hosted by Spenser JT & Tonic Lounge

Host of the night: Maarquii -- Dancers: Priceless & Patrick -- Door extraordinaire: Walker

Cover $10 with underground dance music provided by The Prey with Orso & DJ Don’t! Flyer art by Peggy Sisouvong.

Suggested attire: Anything that makes you feel sexy. Whatever makes you comfortable. Just be yourself. You're the photographer: disposable cameras will be dispersed around the party. Snap photos freely and candidly. Please leave cameras at the venue or in the collection basket at the door.

Photos will be posted once developed and may be used for promotional purposes. Alert us of any unwanted photographs posted and they will be removed. Being in the moment & not on your phone highly encouraged, especially on the dancefloor! The Tonic Lounge is ADA accessible and has two restrooms which will be designated gender neutral. There are two bars, a dance floor, patio and lounge area.

Look out for each other. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism or any other type of bigotry is not tolerated. If something is f*cked up, say something. Report any suspicious activity or harassment to the DJs/Door/Security/Staff and we will handle it as quickly and diligently as possible. Anything other than yes means no. Consent is never coerced or forced. Incoherent people can not give consent. Consent is negotiated through each interaction.  

Circuit Breaker celebrates the expression of queer sexuality and is an inclusive, LGBTQ+ prioritized space. Everyone is welcome no matter how you identify.


Inferno: Hat & Tie Party

Saturday, April 14th from 6 PM to 10 PM

Hosted by Hot Flash Dances - Portland, Oregon

It's Hat & Tie Party time again, Inferno lovers! Bust out your dapper looks and come to Trio with DJ Wildfire in the mix all evening long. $8 entry fee.

Inferno is a private party hosted for women and the trans community only. We appreciate your respect and understanding of our policy.

As usual, to get your events into the Weekend calendar which we launch on Wednesdays, please send your event to for consideration!