HumpDay Notices, for Memorial Day Weekend, May 25th through 27th

Happy Memorial Day Weekend! Let's get your summer started right!

by Sebastian Fortino
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Happy Memorial Day, I'm already enjoying summer, writing this in the garden! No matter what you do this weekend, remember you can do more on Sunday, since you're probably off on Monday. Whether you dance or brunch at Scandals Pdx, dance at A Templez Bar (Temporary Lesbian Bar) at Mississippi Pizza Pub, head to one of CC Slaughter’s regular events or their naughty Vintage Porn Party, soar on over to the  Eagle Portland for Lure, Bangcock, or their SundayBBQ, get Tori, Spooky, or Skethcy at Crush Bar, keep it local at Local Lounge (Official), or attend community-focused events at Q Center there's something for everybody to do! If you head to the Coast or the mountains this weekend, lucky you! Have fun! If you just wanna stay home to Netflix and chill...don't worry! I've got that list coming to you by Friday! 

As always, if you have any weekend events to promote email the Monday before your upcoming event or party! Thanks! 

DANCE at Scandals!

Hosted by Scandals Pdx

Saturday May 26th from 10 PM until 2 AM

We all love to DANCE so let's do it more often! Come on in to Scandals for a second night of dancing this month with a steady rotation of PDX's most Request-Friendly / Multi-Talented DJ's. ABBA to Zedd, Disco to Today's Hits. Presented by DJ NoN.

Free Weekend Well Upgrade featuring Tito's, and no cover! So stop on in for a fun night of dancing at Scandals!

Brunching with the Boys & Matty Mae’s Bloody Mary Bar

Saturday, May 26th & Sunday, May 27th from noon to 3PM

Hosted by Scandals Pdx

Brunch isn’t just for Sundays, Scandal’s gives you two days to enjoy your favorite brunch foods, while enjoying Matty Mae’s Bloody Mary Bar. Catch up with your friends, cure your hangover, be seen, and celebrate the weekend.


Cheers, sweetie darling, you deserve it!


Temporary Lesbian Bar: Roses Bloom

Friday, May 25th from 9 PM until 2 AM

Hosted by A Templez Bar and Mississippi Pizza Pub

Exciting news, friends! We've added a Friday date for Temporary Lesbian Bar! Join us on Friday, for drinks, dancing and fun. Note: This particular event will have a $5 cover charge and is open and inclusive to all over 21!


Get summer started! Kick off Memorial Day & dance!



Loud and Rah Last Fridays at Local Lounge

Friday, May 25th from 8 PM until 10 PM

Hosted by Rahim Thornhill Presents Loud and Rah and Local Lounge (Official)

Loud and Rah are at Local Lounge every last Friday!
Come to one of the hipppest spots in town for some great music, strong drinks, and delicious food.
We will be playing a mix of original songs and covers including music by Michael Jackson,Aaliyah, Rihanna, Prince, Earth, Wind, & Fire, Blackstreet and more. Featuring Peter Rockwell on bass, Chris Ingold on drums, and Rahim Thornhill on guitar and vocals.

No cover, as always, ans 21+ to enter! Come get loud and rah for summer! 


PDX Autistic Interests & Self Advocacy Network

Friday, May 25th from 7 PM until 9 PM

Hosted by Jenny Feldman Caronna, & the Q Center 

This is a social group for people who are interested in advocating for their own interests and those of other autistic people. This meeting is open to all ages. Support people and parents may attend but are asked not to participate in discussions unless they are also autistic. Self-diagnosed folks welcome. 

We have generated some ideas related to activism, and welcome yours. Possibilities so far include: Help ourselves with getting services from agencies like Voc Rehab, or accommodations at jobs or college; Support each other with finding suitable work or income-producing activities; Mentor younger autistics; Educate and inform parents who are raising autistic kids; Partner with Autism Society of Oregon or other agencies; and Promote autistic pride and share accurate information on autism with neurotypical people.

ADA accessible building, longish walk from the max, and immediately accessible by bus.

You're welcome to bring snacks, but please keep them nut-free! Please refrain from wearing perfume cologne. 

Pasifika Night with Islanesia + Utopia PDX: Know Your QTPI Roots

Saturday, May 26th, from 5:30 PM until 8:30 PM

Hosted by Utopia PDX - United Territories of Pacific Islanders Alliance Portland, Islanesia, & the Q Center

Join us for Pasifika Night! UTOPIA PDX and Islanesia are joining forces to host this free celebration of Pacific Islander Heritage Month featuring a special round of storytelling with QTPIs (Queer and Trans Pacific Islanders) here in the Northwest.

The night will include: Cultural performances from Utopia PDX. Selected readings from writers of the Pacific. Pacific Perspectives: Know Your QTPI Roots

And, check out the complimentary dinner: Kelaguen (chicken cooked in lemon juices, coconut milk, onions and peppers), Kalua Pork, Poke (cubed seasoned raw tuna), Palusami (baked taro leaves with coconut milk), Fai'ai o le sami (baked taro leaves with coconut milk and a seafood mix), Taro, Ulu (Breadfruit) and Red Rice. With Panipopo (baked coconut cream buns), Tama (little round fried pancakes), and Fruit.

This event is free, open to all ages, and ADA accessible. Delicious island-style dinner and non-alcoholic beverages provided. 



Friday, May 25th from 9 PM to 11 PM

Hosted by CC Slaughter’s

Pre-Pump is a Friday night drag show to kick off your weekend! Featuring Tajh Jordan "Flawless Shade" & Cody Wojahn "Miss Inanna.” Plus amazing drag and variety talent performing for you live on the the CC Slaughters Portland dance-floor every Friday! Drink specials are $3 well cocktails from 3pm-midnight, entry is 21+


When the party is warmed up and it's time to dance at 11 PM the CC's dance-floor opens up and our live DJ bumps the hottest top remixes until 2AM!


Testify - Drag Brunch

Sunday, May 27th, from 11 AM until 2 PM

Hosted by Slaughters Portland

If you missed out on the Easter show, redeem yourself! Celebrate Sunday Fun Day with the ladies of Testify! Join them in their new home, every Sunday at 11am for brunch and a show! Testify is hosted by Alexis Campbell Starr and featuring Miss Behavin and Sativa GodDAMN Jones. CC Slaughters Portland is preparing a delicious rotating buffet-style brunch menu for the Sunday show! Look forward to new specialty menu items each week as well as the brunch staples you love! It’s free entry, 21 to enter, with a $20 brunch buffet, and $1 mimosas!


Can I get an Amen? Read up on why Alexis Campbell Starr decided to move the venue!


Vintage Porn Party

Saturday May 26th from 9 PM until 2 AM

Hosted by Slaughters Portland

Handlebar mustaches, beautiful blonde mullets, hot leather daddies, and gay-for-pay studs of the 60s,70s, 80s, & 90's! Black out the windows, fire up the projector and hook-up the VHS for this throw-back (way back!) vintage porn-themed, dance-party! From seedy porn theaters, to bathhouse orgies, we've researched the best vintage clips from the past 60 years and we'll be showing them throughout the club! Featuring DJ Robb throwing down generational remixes from around the world. You're classy host Queen Bolivia Carmichaels will be there to keep you entertained throughout the night! Drink Specials: Happy Hour (everyday) 3pm-7pm with Saturday Night Powerhour with $3 well cocktails from 10 PM until 11 PM. Please drink responsibly this holiday weekend and everyday! Do NOT drink and drive! Just remember, it’s 21+ to enter,


Who want's a mustache ride? Our Go-Go boys are always hot and know how to get the party started!


The Superstar Divas MegaShow!

Sunday, May 27th starting at 8 PM

Hosted by Slaughters Portland and Bolivia Carmichaels

The most fun to have on a Sunday night in Portland, Oregon, is at CC Slaughters. It's The Superstar Divas MegaShow! This drag/variety show is a local favorite and features some of the best talent around! Every week the crowd roars with excitement, laughter, tears and joy as the performers give it their all to keep you entertained. Featuring creative performances by Bolivia Carmichaels, HoneyBea Hart & Isaiah Esquire, and also featuring weekly guest acts, local and touring. They have what just you're looking for to keep the weekend going just one more night! There's no cover, but 21+ to enter.


To keep Sunday your fun day, happy hour is from open until midnight with $3 well cocktails!


B a n g c o c k

Friday, May 25th from 9 PM until 2 AM
Hosted by Eagle Portland

The King Of Retro DJ/VJ Anorexic is at it again! Classic Rock-Meets-Vintage New Wave, with

music videos all night long!


It’s the weekend! Set sail to Bangcock.



Saturday, May 26th from 9 PM till late

Hosted by the Portland Eagle

Free Entry with Dress Code, $3 without. The Eagle’s leather, uniform, rubber, fetish party! Fly to the Eagle, show off your gear!

Do something al-Lure-ing for Memorial Day Weekend! 

Free Sunday Fall BBQ

Sunday, May 17th from 4 PM to 7 PM

Hosted by Eagle Portland

Featuring delicious hot cheesy bacon burgers with all the fixings, hot dogs, potato salad, etc. Happy Hour drink prices and beer specials also.


Celebrate Memorial Day with a burger & a beer, you probably have off tomorrow! Why not take home a Bear, Cub, or Otter!

Framed & Dried: A Tori Amos Tribute Night

Friday, May 25th from 8 PM until 1 AM

Hosted by Carol Gates, Zora Phoenix, Craig Trolli, Aurora Diane Owen, Amanda Mary & Crush Bar

The second Framed and Dried: A Tori Amos Tribute Night will be on Friday, May 25th at Crush Bar in Portland, Oregon. The night is hosted by Anna T. Rexia from Seattle, Washington. With local DJ Aurora and San Diego based DJ, Mateo Segade. The night will feature drag, burlesque, live singing, audio tarot, live singing, and pianist, Matt Insley closing out the show. Framed and Dried is a benefit for The Living Room: A queer youth safe space in Clackamas County. A raffle featuring different Tori items and local art will occur at the end of the show. Full line up of performers: Marla Darling, Anna Rexia, Shai, Sue E. Psydoll, Kat Van Dayum, Jasmine Rain, Tula Petals, Wolfgang X, Clare Apparently, Prince Peanutbutter, Alexandra Paris, Miss Aurora, Loxie Arcane, BeElzzabub Doll, Loretta Good Lordchild & Pepper Pepper, and Matt Insley. Special VIP table seating is available: for $40 dollars, that’s just $10 dollars per person. Comes with two raffle tickets per person. Please note, VIP seating is first come, first serve.


Special giveaways donated by Drive All Night: Songs of Tori Amos podcast.


Gods and Monsters 4: A Burlesque Tribute to American Horror Story

Saturday, May 26th from 9 PM until 11 PM

Hosted by Grunge and Grind Productions  & Crush Bar

Step right up and get your no fee tickets--$17 general admission & $25 VIP as we take you through our Cabinet of Curiositease. Featuring burlesque acts that pay tribute to American Horror Story. Our cast will shimmy their way to dark and unfathomable places whilst tickling your funny bone. Hosted by the Mad marquis as The Axeman, Season 3; Kat van Dayum As Edward Mordrake, season 4 Freakshow; Loxie Arcane As The Angel Of Death, season 2 Asylum; Prince Peanutbutter As Dandy Mott, season 4 Freakshow; Judy Patootie As Elsa Mars, season 4 Freakshow; Jasmine Rain As Sister Mary Eunice, season 2 Asylum; Lolita Von Honeydew As Desiree Dupree, season 4 Freakshow; Miss Pamela Voorhees As Misty Day, season 3 Coven; Lola Couquette As The Axe Woman, season 3 Coven with audio and lights by DJ Aurora.


Come get sexy and come get spooked!


Dr. Sketchy's PDX

Sunday, May 27th from 7 PM until 10 PM

Hosted by Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School: Portland & Crush Bar

This May Crush & Dr. Sketchy PDX welcomes one of their favorite models, Kira Floofie back to the stage to join the Specialized Extracurricular Execution Squad and battle your nightly monsters! Join Kira, AKA Mitsuru Kirijo from the video game Persona 3 as she poses for a three-hour figure drawing session down at Crush Bar to fight your demons with poses ranging from one-20 minutes, amazing prizes donated by Books with Pictures, Blick Art Materials, and The Steep and Thorny Way to Heaven, and delicious drinks to get you in the mood to draw! Artists of all experience levels are welcome - come, have a drink and try your hand at some art. We'll have basic art supplies for the adventuresome amateur, and, of course, you more-seasoned pros can bring your own. As always, we mix your art education with a healthy dose of fun and sexy, and we charge just $10 cash at the door.


So grab your purple pencils, your darkest inks, or an appropriately digital medium for this Persona themed event! You’ve got off tomorrow, right?


Sebastian Fortino